Saturday, July 12, 2008

An open letter to the Bounty Corporation.

Dear Bounty Paper Towels,

Why do you always have to ruin all my fun? It's a lot of work to get this dirty.




But it only takes seconds for Mommy or Daddy to come along with one of your paper towels with it's "quicker picker upper" action and ruin it all.



Mommy says she will only buy Bounty because she likes the select-a-size thing. She says I usually rate 5 or 6 with my typical messes, and 8-10 with the chocolatey ones.


But anyway, my point here is to ask you to please go pick on someone else for a while. Let a kid have some fun, will ya?



Love, Zackie

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