Consolation prize.

This is how Mommy distracted me when Daddy left the house without me yesterday:

I seem to have a few ambidextrous tendencies. Daddy and Aunt Barbie, you guys might have to teach me how to use scissors someday...

Note the fierce concentration here. I'm completely devoted to my craft.

But as you can see, sometimes Art=Suffering. Since I'm now an official creative genius, I may need to add in an extra naptime. Making the world beautiful is pretty hard work.