Chopsticks = Drum Sticks?

Mommy says that it's important to honor my heritage and to learn to use chopsticks, so she got me this cool pair to use. But I'll have to tell you, chopsticks are HARD! I keep trying and trying to pick up my food with them, but I can't seem to get it right. Oh well, I'll just use them for to bang on things. After all, I'm already better with them than Uncle Gary is...