Thursday, November 22, 2007

My first lesson on how to treat a woman.







Last week, Mommy and Daddy took me back to the play area in the mall, and I met Someone Special. She was cute, and sweet, and I fell in love. Sorry Hannah, Kinsey, Brittany and all the other girls I've loved before, but my new girlfriend stole my heart, then she stomped that sucker flat. I like to tell people what to do, so I tried it on my new Girl, but she wasn't having any of it. All my demands to "Sit Down, Baby!" were met with giggles, and her running off. It's just not fair. I met the perfect girl, and she has to have a mind of her own. Mommy and Daddy let me drown my sorrows in a bowl of ranch dip, but I'm still not sure I'm over her. Who knew love could be so hard?

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